pet pevees

I know, its hard to fathom that i would have 1 or 2 or, well lets stop there, Ha Ha! so i need to change the oil in the car and i i go to the local automitve parts store, i wont mention any names(o"reillys-auto zone) and ask for an oil filter well the following is the question and awnser series. what type of car?, pontiac, what year, 94, what model, bonnelville, engine size? v-6, power windows? yes power seats? yes, whats the capacity of the fuel tank? how much air is in the right front tire? the left rear tire? is there a secret compartemant in the trunk? how many times a day do you go to the bathroom? and thie typing all this crap into a computer so they can find the right size oil filter for me, so at a point I say ya know what college boy, there is a whole rack of oil filters right behind you, why dont you just turn around and hand me one and ill tell ya if it fits or not! No thats not it, I know the # on the filter i need its the ps117 jsst give me that one and he does however before he rings it up the line of questions start again because if the computer dosent recognize it, it wont let him ring it up!!! people are clueless unless they have a computer telling them what to do! so i just go to wal-mart like i should have done in the 1st place and it was quicker than 2 people in an auto parts store bedazzled by a computer! which i assume they spent most of the rest of the afternoon trying to communicate with? but that starts part 2 of pet peeves, getting the oil filter in wal-mart. yea i knew what it looked kile, i didnt have to check ##"s im a car guy, we just know! but anyway i head to the checkout, now this is a wal-mart super center, you can get a hair cut in there, have an asian girl paint your toe nails, shoot zombies in the arcade, get your pic taken, file your taxes, what  ever and their are 35 checkout lanes, except! only lane 1 and 2 and 34 and 35 are open which means you stand in line behind a lot of non english speaking people with 2 overloaded buggies full of groceries with 5 screaming un controllable kids, i no i complain a lot but if this happened once, Ok, twice, tolorable, but no thats the daily wal-mart experiance! and all i wanted to do was change the oil in the car! and it aint gonna happen without that kinda hassel!other than that Anita and I have had a wonderfull day full of laughs and music! It all started this morning with a tv add with music, she asked who sang that? i said i think so-in so!  she said she didnt think so so i typed it in search and looked it up, well we were both wrong,Ha Ha! but after that the game was on!!!! we spent all day argueing over who did what song, id end up looking it up because we both hate that when ya know and its right on the tip of the tounge and ya can picture the faces, but ya dont remember the name!!! well thats my fun part, ya can find anything on the internet and id find the song and artist and tell Anita well now i know and you dont, well thats the besy excerise she"s had i thought she was gonna cone outta that chair and kick my butt because i was teasing! but id tell her and we laffed. it was just a good we sat and talked all day myself hearing about her younger years and she listened to my tall tells! ans it seems like ib every other sentance we spoke there seemed to be a line from an old classic rock and roll song, one of us would start and the other would finish the lyrics just to let each other i know that stuff too you aint fooling me! and then we would say who did that song? and id end up looking it up again,lol one thing i can warn ya about. if Alex Trebek every has a rock and roll jeopardy, you DO NOT wanna play against Anita and i, come to think of it I wouldnt play against Anita! well i would but i wouldnt expect to win! Ok thats my rants and raves for today, Have a good night All!!!