wierdo"s of wal-mart

 Ok , so i had this bright idea thats since its the 1st of the month and a holiday weekend im gonna wait. let the food stampers get outta the way, avoid the faimly re-unions at the end of every counter, and the people who are so important they caint put their cell phone down for 1 sec. So I waited, i went to wal-mart at 11pm to get my holiday cook out stuff. Boy was that a mistake!!! not only were the faimly re-unions still being held the wierd people come out at nite! The stockers had the rows so blocked ya couldnt get to where ya needed, the important cell phone people were still in there and most of the shelfs were bare. did they not see the 1st and a holiday comeing??? and the stockers? where do they find these people and how did they get the job? there was one guy that looked like lurch from the adams family, i was gonna ask about an item but i was afraid he was gonna turn to me and say in a deep voice YOU RANG! then there was a guy working produce, he was replacing 1 onion at a time very slowly and he had more long strait hair than cher! I think he looked at me but ya couldnt see a face because of the hanging hair. where do these people come from? and why do they hold family re-unions right in front of a can of beans i wanna buy, and they wont move even if you say excuse me, its like your crashing their party! But in the end iv got everything for a great cookout on the 4th and i didnt have to wait in a checkout line, i found an empty on so i got in and got out fairly quickly. I have burgers,brats,ribs.chicken, all going in the smoker monday morning, got chips and dips, potato,macarini salad, cole slaw and a big bucket of NEO ice cream, for the guys iv got keystone light and some mikes hard lemonade, sweet tea, reg lemonade, rasberry lemonade and smoke will be rolling off the patio till the fireworks start and the city shoots those off less than a 1/4 mile from here you can see em just fine from our front yard! and everyone is invited! Have a great 4th everyone.